Sunday, April 12, 2009

Raised Patch On My Hands




To all those who wondered what had happened, suddenly announced sempresecondo on Easter Sunday. Practically, a resurrection!

With the mood of Toto Cotugno in Sanremo (well that goes, our politician will come second again), is launching an urgent appeal for the election campaign is recovered at least the ideal.

must believe. Who better than he knows the "ideal" cultural affinity between her and her party?

With an attitude typical of the second file, our manager paid to politics, in any event is always hiding behind someone else. So, to justify his failed urban management finds nothing better than to accuse the junta earlier: "The technical areas were very badly made, (...) but now exists, although criticized, an urban area and a service for private construction where all the technicians have access to practical (...)" (Corriere Romagna 12 aprile 2009).

Ma da chi mai verranno “criticati” questi nuovissimi ed efficientissimi uffici? Suggeriamo di chiedere alla folta schiera di geometri, architetti ed ingegneri che quotidianamente non riescono a cavare un ragno dal buco all'interno del suo mirabolante settore. Non basta che ci sia “l'accesso alle pratiche”, occorre che ogni tanto una licenza edilizia venga anche rilasciata! O no?

Come al solito, anche le varianti al piano regolatore (si fa per dire, due in cinque anni!) stentano ad essere approvate perché la Provincia di Forlì-Cesena “ritarda i pareri di conformità”. Ma sugli scranni Provincial power does not sit the same parties that sgovernano our city? He had said that perhaps the only party affinity could accelerate the various practices to the scrutiny of upper bodies? The civic lists that we would be hopelessly "isolated" from the rest of the world?

Instead, here is the result of this disastrous New Deal urban planning abuse (the century) "rewarded" magically triple the same airspace of the offense and the "great gift" to the evaporated winery, which, together with its main creditor, will not fail to show all their "selfless gratitude" to the election June.

But we, as usual, exaggerate. Good sempresecondo will soon forget how, in one case, the "blame" was due to the price of leather used for making shoes (known as fixed in the international stock exchanges), while another, the intensification breathalyzer checks, made literally down the wine market. In short, the dream team in recent years has been the innocent victim "of rules that starts from the state."

remains to be seen in what was thought to live the "immaculate" sempresecondo. Probably not the same which have to do, by way of example, the other two of the Union, who were able to venture into the inconceivable a few dozen head and zoning variations to meet at the same time, even the covenant of stability. Science fiction things for our town!

We, like many, do not believe that sempresecondo is an opportunist. After all, who can blame you if the local theaters, and if the joints are straight from his own party. Instead, we are truly convinced that he does not understand anything about urban planning, but from its studies of the obligation to do so with great skill and infinite.

From the ranch, April 12, 2009

Zorro

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hairloss Shampoo Anygood

We will miss


last week was missing only the intervention of Captain Kirk of the Enterprise. In fact, the case for two ricandidatura the mayor, was accompanied by a comprehensive programmatic golden-fiction, as if in those five years the dream team were to remain in geostationary orbit.


There are still dancing in the "Seven streets" (see the model lacking only a Porta a Porta), the barracks (not the already enlarged in San Mauro Pascoli, ours!), Non-health programming ( Our Sanitary District has the right to have a department di lungodegenza?), il Comune Unico (“forse se ne parlerà nel programma definitivo”, che programmazione è “forse”?), il “servizio decoro” del Centro Storico (che, in quanto “storico” c'era anche cinque anni fa!), le politiche di acquisizione di terreni per la costruzione di alloggi di edilizia convenzionata e sovvenzionata (la Cantina Sociale sarà convenzionata o sovvenzionata?).

Ma l'annunciazione che più di altre ha fatto capire la natura extra-terrestre di questa legislatura, è stata senza dubbio l'accorata speranza di “poter avviare lo studio di progettazione per la nuova scuola media che si trova in una posizione scomoda, between the railway and the Via Emilia (...) "(Corriere Romagna, April 8, 2009). Fatality is the same as "awkward position" in which institutions should be established by selling the flats provided on the football field in Via Galvani. A contradiction galactic!

Only thanks to illegal turn of the century the debate was reported promptly to the earth. Undoubtedly, a "gift" for nearly fifteen thousand square feet in the agricultural zone, could only be highlighted by lavish praise at the mayor's case for two. Chapeau!

With a little bit 'of sincere sorrow, from the evening, we received the news that the game will not be commuted Double blade, the melancholy and the councilor pink door with an imbalance, the giuschioschista. Once again, claim to be descended from a horse is always better to admit that the upcoming unhorsed. However, the new advances that we will surely regret these "giants". Apart from old acquaintances holders of record lows by the election, the "fear" of not making it spurs people to seek agreements everywhere.

goes in this direction, the meeting between the PD and the list Lami. Maybe, but when you are away from reality, time expands and we forget that, just a week ago, the same as the red square shouted aloud, as if it was "obvious to anyone Sergio Lami, allied with the center on and off, with his behavior and his political gyrations does nothing but make fun of his potential allies, and all citizens of Savignano (...)" (Corriere Romagna, April 1 2009). Hey presto!

But maybe it was just a meeting of technical and scientific cooking. On the agenda were issues there will certainly be crucial for the development of our city: the shipping company that will service the cruise along the Rubicon and royalties Squacquerone Festival of exclusivity.

The problem to solve, for an eventual agreement, no doubt this will last. In fact, the playmaker Lami sostiene che il marchio della Sagra “è il nostro, quindi chi si troverà al mio posto dovrà inventarsi qualche altro tema (...)” (la Voce di Romagna, 7 aprile 2009). Non entriamo nel merito legale della questione. E' comunque quanto meno spiritoso che il Presidente di un quartiere detenga in proprietà l'esclusiva di una festa finanziata, fra l'altro, dall'Amministrazione Comunale come da Delibera di Giunta Comunale n. 30 del 4 marzo 2008.

Ma questi sono dettagli. In tempi di carestia di consensi, al centro-sinistra può fare comodo anche un ex-Presidente di quartiere, specie se spalmabile.

Dalla fazenda, 8 aprile 2008

Zorro