Tuesday, June 30, 2009

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purple by now so long since held their breath waiting for the great, last Saturday it was finally unveiled the new band of the building. A great parterre, no doubt about it!


Next to the new entrants, on which evidently have nothing to say, but as chosen by the mayor on trust for the event will not take long to keep us entertained, we find our dear old friends.

Cardinal Gobbi down a plane, the second of Public Works, two flights ago and finds himself planning. Great for a beautiful destination that makes decisions at the speed of sloth! However, it is understood, we are loyal to the Cardinal. It reminds us of those winter days when it gets dark at four and melancholy takes over the thoughts of men. Even when you meet him in the morning, the feeling is that it is already sunset.

After an intense tug of war, also came the confirmation of the two representatives of the fern and blueberry: tele-filieracorta Mainardi and mistoterital Semprini.

At first, it was saddled with a department stripped of all major functions. A kind of coffee Hag of the junta. A department so useless that even the newspapers have noticed his presence, "Nazzareno Mainardi no longer come (...)" (Il Resto del Carlino, 28 June 2009). Moreover, let us in on clothes, what one could expect that if it were not for having seen some TV documentary still unaware of its existence the wheel?

The second one is a genius. Right from his first statement we understand the depth: "I will try to provide a good work for this second term (...)" (Corriere Romagna, June 28, 2009). Over the past five years, having celebrated weddings only, we think that will specialize in marital counseling. However, his place was the most at risk, as threatened by giuschioschista Rocchi. However, it has just learned that the officiant of the rite has to read some articles of the Civil Code withdrew, apparently not knowing what was spoken.

Un semi-new entry è il neo assessore alla cultura, lo sciachimista Sarpieri. Figlio d'arte, sempre con lo sguardo puntato verso il cielo alla ricerca delle scie che lasciano gli aeroplani. Tuttavia, dopo averlo visto in questa posizione anche in luoghi chiusi, abbiamo il sospetto che guardare per aria sia la sua massima espressione d'intelligenza.

Una divagazione sui “nuovi” ce la concediamo con Domenico Gallo, un residuato della politica polverosa e stantia. Quando era presidente della Confesercenti si era messo in testa di non fare aprire l'Iper e ancora oggi si chiede cosa siano tutte quelle automobili parcheggiate fra Capanni e la Statale 16. Una garanzia per le future sponsorizzazioni da part of the mall.

Nothing is known of the "disappeared" one stop pink Faedi, sempresecondo Bellavista and the aforementioned giuschioschista Rocchi. We are not surprised to see them happily together in a new political party, given the similarity between their rejection from the control room, can only have a trumpet as a symbol.

For the rest, we wish everyone, including us, a pleasant summer. Preferably, not sultry weather, mosquitoes and interviews for the mayor's case.

From the ranch, June 30, 2009

Zorro

Monday, June 22, 2009

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i contratti sono la vera rovina di questo paese, che a dir si voglia la crisi è iniziata proprio quando sono stati introdotti dalle aziende i cosiddetti contratti "truffa" cioè i contratti a tempo determinato e a progetto, che hanno creato i precari.
I precari per chi non lo sapesse vengono chiamati così grazie alla loro condizione lavorativa che appunto è precaria, oggi sanno di lavorare domani il lavoro non è una sicurezza, ricoprono posti precari.

La crisi finanziaria ha colpito pesantemente quasi tutti i settori, soprattutto quelli ove è presente e richiesta high spending, as the car market or the real estate market, even the furniture market is included among them.

Think about the REAL reason for this crisis. According to some polls that you can easily find on the internet talking about a rate from 20% to even 35% of precariousness in Italy, as very alarming considering that thanks to these numbers and especially to those contracts nearly half the country is completely unable to get a mortgage or a loan. What financial company would ever do a little funding, even those who do not know if it will ever pay?

short, buy a house with a project contract is virtually impossible, idem buy a car, furnished home with a loan even talking about it, no one will finance, no one will lend you anything if you do not have a permanent contract, some even ask you a paycheck for rent a house.

At this point I'm thinking, but perhaps this crisis will be "Wanted"? no, because if not it would be solved in a few seconds by removing the "contract cheating" and assuming all the temporary contracts of indefinite duration, but the upper floors nobody wants to resolve the crisis, they do not care.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

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Da convinti darwinisti quali siamo, non abbiamo impiegato molto ad adattarci all'idea di dover sopportare per altri cinque anni il sindaco per caso al quadrato. Sono le regole della democrazia e, di conseguenza, tanti auguri a colei che ha primeggiato.


Tuttavia, fra sentirsi felici ed apprezzare la democrazia, passa la stessa differenza che c'è fra una caramella e una supposta.

La dimostrazione dell'oscurantismo cui stiamo andando incontro l'abbiamo avuta l'altra sera in piazza, in occasione dei festeggiamenti di quelli del meno quindici per cento.

There was anxiety for the intervention of the mayor for the case to the square. The more informed they had spread the news that he made a speech with words and even his verbs. We must admit that the wait has been amply rewarded.

Like any self-respecting mayor (not our case!), Has made it clear what his concept of representing the whole city will "consider, first of all, of that 40 per percent of citizens who voted for me, and then the 30 percent who did not know what he was doing, and I will work to ensure that this 30 in five years could see that was wrong (...)" (Corriere Romagna, June 11, 2009).

Translated into Italian (which is in his second language) means that the 3,460 voters of Orpheus Silvagni were not in a position to discernment. I must say, great consideration by a mayor who should be everyone!

Not even the Miss Universe passes through the gateway of the brain the idea that those who do not appreciate the wrong and should therefore reprimanded. But we are in Savignano and, once again, in the last elections have shown that anyone can become someone, even for the second consecutive time.

In event, good to read the declaration of the new Queen of our local jihad is something that does not come back. Why not mention the deployment of Serena Gin Tonic Falcons? We do not believe this is a trivial oversight, after all the math (at least one!) Should not defect.

accusateci not always think bad, but once made out of communism throughout the Sorbonne in Piazza Castello (read Bellavista & Co.), what better solution than to take on politicians of those curious and gentle PDL ? The have won the election, have not thought of his own, are content only to satisfy their itch for power on a personal basis. What could be more an ally?

That's the policy of amateurs. However, the late lamented Henry IV had already got five centuries ago, an election is worth a compromise. Any compromise!

However, we remain perplexed about this unusual pairing. "Elena and Serena" more than a political expression, they seem rather the sign of a hair salon.

From the ranch, June 11, 2009

Zorro

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

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A book almost journalistic steel is that of the obituary. There has never been clear why every morning dense crowds of readers will find the time to read those sidebars listed in mourning, but we are sure that each of them really feel a genuine sense of compassion for that sad list of the departed.


Surely it is part of human nature, and we will not be an exception. We wanted to believe, but the announcement left no room for misunderstanding: our dear sempresecondo was trumpet! We say it can route all the love, because now we had become accustomed to this role by Toto Cotugno within the junta. He had become a kind of mascot or rather, a kind so to speak. In fact, in restaurants, when it came time to decide which dishes to soups to follow, it was not uncommon to hear sort of "Bellavista" meat or fish.

And today, knowing it for eternity among those who count for nothing, fills us with dismay. However, given the likely substitutes, we already know, we'll end up regretting. Unless, some magheggio Piazza Castello, do not return back in the saddle. By now you also know the stones: who does not die sooner or later you live!

In this heavenly bliss could not miss the words of the mayor for the case to the square: "The city shows us today to assess what has been done successfully in the last five years (...)" (The Voice, June 9, 2009). A demonstration of love to knock the lose fifteen points from the previous municipal elections.

Perhaps we had the illusion that the serial bales belonged exclusively to the campaign. Not at all, the ballots had not yet been packaged, and recorded the event for the mayor to the square already pontificate: "Our goal is to bring serenity to savignanesi working all strategies starting with the Lieutenancy of the police (for all the times that we heard again, and spent the effort being sick. Ed), the return of the brigade (who knows where they went and who had sent them there? Ed) and the controls to be messing around in the streets and in homes (not bad to have wasted the last five years to figure out where do the checks. Ed) " (Il Resto del Carlino, June 9, 2009).

Anyway, congratulations for consistency. Continue to promise also concluded is not bare all. Needed was the catchphrase of the seven squares and we had the amplein!

In any event, the next five years to secure sgoverno have names and surnames: Serena and Elena Battistini Falcons. Two lists clearly of the same coalition, otherwise it would be incomprehensible euphoria in the face of both their poor electoral performance. While pulling back loudly, celebrating the failure of a single list of real change.

Steps contentment for the case to the square of the mayor, after all, with the next five years comes straight to the board without going through the hassle again from the middle school, but we struggle to understand the jokes and jokes of the "Serena to drink "& Co. This humorous expression of the policy had only one goal: to win the center-left. Mission accomplished, all right!

Those on the list "happy hour-no Serena, no party" are perso le elezioni e ridono come se le avessero vinte. Solo una cosa non potevano perdere, perché non l'hanno mai avuta e non sanno ancora adesso cosa sia. Parliamo della dignità.

Dalla fazenda, 10 giugno 2009

Zorro

Thursday, June 4, 2009

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Si avvicinano le elezioni e la gioiosa macchina da guerra del sindaco per caso propone un ventaglio di scelte di tutto rispetto: ex-democristiani, ex-socialisti, ex-comunisti, attuali-figli di qualcuno. Fra le varie opportunità suggeriamo di non scartare l'idea del suicidio.


Il nervosismo che il sindaco per caso fa trasparire in queste ultime battute di campagna elettorale, suggerisce l'insorgenza tipica di una sorta di ansia da prestazione. In questo caso, a parti invertite. Infatti, la paura che il popolo possa pronunciare il classico “tutto qui?”, la fa correre da un'inaugurazione all'altra.

L'ultima, in ordine di tempo, ha interessato Borgo San Rocco. Gli intervenuti, peraltro completamente incolpevoli, sono dovuti ricorrere alle "cure" della tintoria per ripulirsi dagli schizzi di cemento, dal momento che il cantiere era ed è ancora in atto. Forse, abbiamo letto male, ma si è approfittato dell'occasione per inaugurare anche la fiammante betoniera dell'impresa who still works there.

Times change. In the era of improvisation to the government, using the cuts will make the tapes before giving the order to work-related testing. If you were to vote each month, we are sure that even a tax would be set up to buy several miles of tape tricolor!

probably due to sudden unavailability of the presenter of Geo & Geo, not Brinder the presence of the Amazon rainforest that has arisen in the discussion between the Via Emilia and the Avenue of the Resistance. Too bad, the children could enjoy a variety of live animals that usually only see on television.

But the miracle in the biblical sense of the term, the mayor if he does so when he wants us to believe that it was the first citizen of the last five years. Impossible, and unnecessary.

Everyone understood that there is a mismatch between what is said and done things that have to do, certainly without his knowledge, the old fox's Office of the parties. On the one hand says that Silvagni "was one of the main contributors, along with the mayor who preceded me, the overbuilding of Savignano and program agreements are intended only to the interest of a few (...)" (Corriere Romagna, June 4 2009), on the other non si è accorta che parla di se stessa. Cosa dire, infatti, dell'affaire Baldinini, premiato alla carriera con annessa santificazione dell'abuso del secolo? Oppure, della ex-Cantina Sociale, trasformata con la variante tipica per fare cassa, anche nel senso di banca? E ancora, il Piano Regolatore strenuamente vituperato perché approvato dall'Amministrazione precedente, ad oggi è l'unica possibilità per fare entrare qualche centesimo nelle terremotate casse comunali?

Ma le “colpe” di Silvagni sono anche altre, come ad esempio quella di “aver favorito la costruzione dell'Iper” (sindaco per caso - Corriere Romagna, 4 giugno 2009). Ammesso che la first lady was referring to its shopping center in sheds and not a grammatical suffix, we would like to know how many contributions Romagna has given the Center for events promoted by his eclectic Department of Culture.

We are not soothsayers, but we think we know the answer. This is what the Romans termed the speech "pecunia non olet." At that time it was referred to the tax on public urinals that today, although not indicated by any signs, are the perfect setting to the degradation of our center.

From the ranch, June 4, 2009

Zorro